That worked for me! I could actually see the benefit of this feature!
The only time the memory chip worked for me was with the Opulence wand, because it wasn’t a single-button control, and I could actually turn off the whole toy and start the speeds/patterns again from the beginning or pick up where I left off. This is also super frustrating if, say, you prefer to start at a lower speed and work your way up, or if you want to start with a pattern for teasing and then go to a steady speed to finish yourself off-you have to pay a lot of attention to which setting you’re on as you navigate through, and that can lose you whatever good feelings you’ve built up. The problem is, however, that if you’re wading through patterns, you can’t turn it off and start at the beginning, which is often the best way to navigate a single-button toy with multiple patterns and speeds, because it can be easy to lose your place. All CalExotics toys now have a “feature” where the speeds and patterns start wherever you turned the toy off theoretically, it means that if you prefer Speed #3, you can turn it off, and turn it back on again to Speed #3 without having to waste time. My other complaint is one I’ve had about several CalExotics toys: I hate the memory chip function. (Also, not a feature exclusive to buzzy toys, but the vibration goes right up into the handheld portion, which makes it extremely uncomfortable to anyone with grip issues.) They’re strong, I guess, and that’s nice, but they have that uncomfortable surface vibration that can hurt or numb you out way too easily. This is Damienspeak for “These vibrations are really uncomfortably buzzy and I do not enjoy placing them upon my genitals.” And you know what? They are pretty damn buzzy. After complaining about the lack of control to my spouse, they tried it out, came out, and said, “You forgot one thing in your complaints. (The vibrator, I mean, not my partner.)Īlso, the vibrations are…not great. I can’t imagine trying to guide a partner who wanted to use this vibrator on me! “Up…up a little more…you missed it, go back…up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right…oh, forget it.” I would end up snapping the stupid thing in half. The fact that it’s really hard to control this toy is super frustrating for me. Įven if you don’t want any pressure and don’t need to move the vibe around like an NSFW game of hide and seek, I feel like if you’re looking for pinpoint stimulation, you want some amount of precision. Let me repeat: It did not fucking stay put. If I attempted to apply pressure, not only was it incapable of providing that pressure, but it had a nasty tendency to slide off the spot where I’d placed it. If I tried to move it, it kinda wobbled to wherever I was trying to bring it, and I found it very hard to control its eventual landing point. I suppose for someone, this might be ideal, but for me…it meant that I could not control the head of the vibrator. My clit is most sensitive on the sides, and I like being able to get a toy all up in there and make precise contact however, the exact spot tends to move around a bit, because my body thinks it’s funny, so I usually end up having to move things around and apply a bit of pressure. While I like wands, my true favorite toys tend to be bullets. I had to destroy a dildo, among other things. When I got it, I was excited to try it, but the best laid plans of mice and men being what they are, I had to put it off a bit. I’ve been calling it the CalExotics Nessie to my spouse since I first requested it from Betty’s. Also, considering how CalExotics names some of their toys, “Thrill Me” wasn’t bad, although I was slightly disappointed to find that they don’t have an accompanying “Hold Me,” “Kiss Me,” and “Kill Me” to complete the U2 song.Īlso, it looks like the Loch Ness Monster. It has a nice silicone texture in a pretty mint color, and it seems well-designed for pinpoint stimulation, with a big round head on the end of a flexible neck. People of all incomes or spending comfort deserve pleasure, and there are plenty of good toys at lower price points.Īt its surface, it seems like a nice enough toy.
Expensive wands and well-reviewed bullets are all well and good, but it’s also important to me, and always has been, to make sure I review toys at all price levels.
When Betty’s Toy Box asked me what I might like to review next, I specifically mentioned that I’d like to get back into reviewing budget toys.
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